Nicki Minaj and Farrah Abraham Go Lincoln Douglas

Nicki Minaj called Teen Mom a #BigCUNT on Twitter because Farrah Abraham spoke rudely to her mom on some MTV reality show where ugly people with lots of makeup dab their eyes with tiny facial wipes. Twitter turns out to be the perfect universe for the limited lobed people who like watching porn stars just talk about their problems as a form of entertainment. You ever worry your insults aren’t terse enough? Try Twitter. You get a few characters, one to three inane hashtag, and an exclamation point. Fuck You #CuntFace #IJustSaidFuckYou CU !!.

Minaj noted a mistake in Abraham’s grammar on one Tweet and everybody realized a line had been crossed. Fighting ceased. God gave you women fingers so you could grasp weaves and yank each other to the ground. Not to type. Watch the apes in Space Odyssey in reverse. Take notes.

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