EXCLUSIVE VIDEO: ‘X-Men: Apocalypse’ Has A Trailer

Here’s the first trailer for X-Men: Apocalypse, and like anything involving the X-Men, it’s a convoluted mess, so here are some Cliff Notes: Sansa Stark is Jean Grey now, Olivia Munn’s breasts are it’s not important, Jennifer Lawrence didn’t even bother changing out of her Katniss Everdeen outfit, and the villain is Ivan Ooze from Power Rangers, which I know was driving you nuts. Our minds are one now, and, nope, never mind. There’s nothing but Chloe Grace Moretz’s feet in here. Goddammit.

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