Rihanna’s Nipples Made A New Video

Here’s Rihanna’s new video for “Needed Me” where she stands around with her nipples out then shoots a guy in the face while a topless stripper’s giant ass twerks in slow motion right next to it. It’s like watching Susan B. Anthony’s dream come to life if Susan B. Anthony was an island warlord who loved titties. And who’s to say she wasn’t? Who’s to say she wasn’t? #DareToDream

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