Here’s A Buttload of Photos From ‘Doctor Strange’

Doctor Strange has been filming all weekend in New York City, so here are a butt-ton of set photos from yesterday’s shoot because Marvel paid me to post these just like they paid me to shit all over Batman V Superman. And if you actually think something like that happens in real life, this is why your penis doesn’t get touched. More importantly, I made an entire gallery just of Mads Mikkelsen, whose character hasn’t been revealed yet, but obviously he’s playing Sorcerer Struttington the Struttingest Sorcerer of Strutting Town.

I’m joking. Clearly he’s playing “Hannibal Lecter But With Magic” opposite Benedict Cumberbatch’s “Sherlock Holmes But With Magic,” which is literally all I need from this movie. Unless their moms have the same name, then I need cyanide. Cyanide right in my mouth.

"Invest in the brand!"