THE SHORT-TERM MARRIAGE CONTRACT: THIS SHIT IS GENIUS!!!

Ok, so there are no guarantees in love right.  So we formulate a legal institution to subside this reality; although it has perpetuated itself into an overzealous, religious fallacy.  Yet still proving necessary to provide a modicum of family structure and societal guidance. hhhhhhuuuuuuuh...*catches breath*


Me and my twisted little mind came with a quite reasonable solution!  In turn, I devised (drumroll please) THE SHORT TERM MARRIAGE PLAN, plan, plan, plan  *echoing* lol


The stipulations are as follows:

• So you want the definitive title as HUSBAND & WIFE, solid right?  Not to mention all fiscal benefits, breaks, discounts, etc. 
• There you have it!  You're married, but...
• You may want it to last forever, and yeah, yeah, yeah, your religion may tell you it's supposed to last forever, BUT LET'S BE REAL.  You don't know how you'll feel about that person or how they'll turn out years ahead, or vice versa.  Yeah I know what you're saying, "well then, you shouldn't get married in the first place" #SMACKYOSELF!!!  We all want that fair chance of trying things out, you know, testing the waters.  IT MAKES SENSE!
• So with that said, your marriage term will last only 3 years.  That's ample time isn't it?
• Within those three years you can see how your RELATIONSHIP (key word) can withstand the legal structure and pressuring of a marriage institution.  It's long enough to have that commitment (that women covet sooooo much), as well as the time you need to see where the RELATIONSHIP (key word) is going.  In lieu, of the possibility of divorce, (because it is a reality), both spouses aught to have legal protection...
• Sooooo, with that in mind, there will be A MANDATORY PRENUPTIAL AGREEMENT set by the husband ONLY...YES, yes, yes, I SAID IT, I said it, I said it!!!  Too many dudes get fucked over in divorces!  You heifers know it!!!  It's bullshit and it needs to stop!
• However, the husband would only lay claim to his assets, only.  Basically, what you came in with is what you leave with.  Other shit like child support, I'm still working on that... #dontjudgeme
• Whew, now that we got THAT out the way...
• This will only kick in if the couple separates before the term is over.
• But at the end of the term, the couple then renegotiates the contract...
• To either stay together for ANOTHER 3 years, 
• Or divorce in which the Mandatory Prenuptial would kick in and the couple will legally part ways...SCOTCH FREE!!!

OMG!  You can't tell me that doesn't sound reasonable!

P.S. Now, women should be completely fine with the Mandatory Prenuptial part.  I mean, because, after all, you're marrying for love, aren't you? RIIIIIGHT...

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