I'VE FOUND THE SECRET TO HEALTHY FAST FOOD!!!!!
Now, I trust McDonald's because I know what I'm getting. Let's admit. Other fast food joints constantly come up with wacky dishes with wacky prices.
But the one thing I despised about fast food the most was that woozy feeling after I ate it.
Ofcourse, we all know SODA IS SIN, RIIIIGHT???? (just nod your head)
But what about the buns. Some burgers have more buns than they do burger!!! That's were the "woozy" feeling comes from!!!
The excess carbs deplete your energy in order for it to be digested, and when the rest of it can't be digested, the body stores it as fat...while you're sleeping for that woozy feeling. It's bad enough the burger is greasy.
Let's not forget to mention the cheese, ketchup, and mayonaise...one word...NO!!!
I know it's law to eat the fries when you go to McDonald's. With that said, everything you need is in the patty and the fries. Fries are made of potatoe, which is a good starch, despite the fact that it is fried. The patty has all the protein, and even though it's greasy, the patty makes it's own grease.
With that said, here is the secret...
1. SODA IS SIN!!!
2. Order your sandwich with no cheese, ketchup, or mayonaise.
3. THROW AWAY THE BUN!!!!
Trust you'll never have that woozy feeling again and you will definitely be satisfied.
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